{"title":"DESCENDENTS","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"descendents-cool-to-be-you-lp","title":"DESCENDENTS 'COOL TO BE YOU' LP","description":"\u003cp\u003eLABEL: Fat Wreck Chords\u003cbr\u003eRELEASE DATE: 05\/22\/2026\u003cbr\u003eVARIANT: Black Vinyl LP\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOriginally formed as a three-piece, the then boys, got the idea that adding a singer to the mix would be a good plan. History was made when the trio recruited the brainy and bespectacled frontman Milo Aukerman and the band released their breakthrough EP entitled Fat. What goes around comes around and 2004 found the Descendents releasing their new full length, Cool To Be You on FAT! Since their inception, the fellas have all worked on different side projects, most of them musical, however latecomer and frontman Milo has long been hard at work in the world of academia, finally ending up employed as a Scientist! Lucky for punk rock fans Milo has traded in his microscope for the microphone and the punk scene can expect a triumphant return from the Descendents. Cool To Be You is 14 songs that will undoubtedly whet the appetite of the starving scene, and is easily superior to their most commercially successful release: Everything Sucks. That was the album that got the Descendents the respect they deserved as they could be seen and heard in heavy rotation on the radio and on MTV. And now that Milo has once again forsaken the petri dish, we now anxiously await the release of another punk rock classic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrack Listing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Talking\u003cbr\u003e2. Nothing With You\u003cbr\u003e3. She Don’t Care\u003cbr\u003e4. ’Merican\u003cbr\u003e5. Dog And Pony Show\u003cbr\u003e6. Blast Off\u003cbr\u003e7. Dreams\u003cbr\u003e8. Cool To Be You\u003cbr\u003e9. Maddie\u003cbr\u003e10. Mass Nerder\u003cbr\u003e11. One More Day\u003cbr\u003e12. Tack\u003cbr\u003e13. Anchor Grill\u003cbr\u003e14. Dry Spell\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AEC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47531034673370,"sku":"DESCENDENTS-COOL-TO-BE-YOU-LP-7215","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/4709\/4490\/files\/164105-3540633.jpg?v=1772460800"},{"product_id":"descendents-milo-mini-throbblehead-v1","title":"DESCENDENTS - MILO MINI THROBBLEHEAD V1","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMilo, the charismatic frontman of The Descendents, is now available in MINI Throbblehead form. This little fella is limited to 2500 numbered units, stands at 5 inches tall, and is made of a lightweight polyresin. Displayed on a full color box, here Milo is accurately sculpted right down to the nerdy glasses and bitchin' stage stance. Thou shalt not be without aforementioned Throbblehead... ALL!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Aggronautix","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47531283841242,"sku":"DESCENDENTS-MILO-MINI-THROBBLEHEAD-V1","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/4709\/4490\/files\/0496557b-ff17-5a24-a9fb-b230672c9668_1000x_d7c185ac-8998-446c-9a93-db5d6a797be6.jpg?v=1769207104"},{"product_id":"descendents-everything-sucks-lp","title":"DESCENDENTS 'EVERYTHING SUCKS' LP","description":"\u003cp\u003eLABEL: EPITAPH\u003cbr\u003eVINYL RELEASE DATE: \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e9\/24\/1996\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eALBUM RELEASE DATE: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e9\/24\/1996\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVARIANT: BLACK VINYL LP\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEverything Sucks is the fifth studio album by American punk rock band the Descendents, released in 1996 through Epitaph Records. It was their first album of new studio material since 1987's All, after which singer Milo Aukerman had left the band to pursue a career in biochemistry. The remaining members (bassist Karl Alvarez, guitarist Stephen Egerton, and drummer Bill Stevenson) had changed the band's name to All and released eight albums between 1988 and 1995 with singers Dave Smalley, Scott Reynolds, and Chad Price. When Aukerman decided to return to music the group chose to operate as two acts simultaneously, playing with Aukerman as the Descendents and with Price as All.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AEC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47531347640538,"sku":"DESCENDENTS-EVERYTHING-SUCKS-LP-8115","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/4709\/4490\/files\/135129_762d5358-be46-4a01-8521-f54a92774726.jpg?v=1769209235"},{"product_id":"descendents-milo-goes-to-college-lp-punk-note-edition","title":"DESCENDENTS ‘MILO GOES TO COLLEGE’ LP (Punk Note Edition)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\" class=\"ui-provider gt b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ab ac ae af ag ah ai aj ak\"\u003eLABEL: ORG MUSIC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVINYL RELEASE DATE: 09\/19\/2025\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eORIGINAL RELEASE DATE: 09\/04\/1982\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eVARIANT: Black Vinyl LP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMilo Goes to College, Descendents’ 1982 debut album, set the blueprint for the next several decades of melodic hardcore. It slingshots between foot-to-the-floor punk freakouts about going feral in the woods and smarmy missives on suburban malaise, while dosing its most manic moments with exquisitely hummable bass hooks and the bittersweet teenaged rasp of lead singer Milo Aukerman. Essential tuneage for punks of any era, College has been remastered for 2025, reimagined with jazz label-style artwork and repackaged with new liner notes from author Andrew Sacher. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"Myage\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"I Wanna be a Bear\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"I'm Not a Loser\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"Parents\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"Tonyage\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"M-16\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"I'm Not a Punk\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"Catalina\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"Suburban Home\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"Statue of Liberty\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"Kabuki Girl\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"Marriage\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"Hope\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"Bikeage\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\"Jean is Dead\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003ePLEASE NOTE: DUE TO MANUFACTURING PROCESSES, PRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM IMAGE MOCK-UP. SHIP DATES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE. WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIMIT QUANTITIES ORDERED OF THIS TITLE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SECRETLY DISTRO","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47532591874266,"sku":"DESCENDENTS-MILO-GOES-TO-COLLEGE-LP-3614","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/4709\/4490\/files\/ORGM-2330-PN_1800x1800_629bea2f-5d8a-4edb-8333-7b0dfe45ceab.jpg?v=1769252835"},{"product_id":"descendents-i-dont-want-to-grow-up-lp-exclusive-limited-to-500-ocean-vinyl","title":"DESCENDENTS ‘I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP’ LP (Exclusive – Limited to 500, Ocean Vinyl)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ui-provider gt b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ab ac ae af ag ah ai aj ak\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLABEL: ORG MUSIC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVINYL RELEASE DATE: 11\/21\/2025\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eORIGINAL RELEASE DATE: 05\/15\/1985\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eVARIANT: Ocean Vinyl LP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eGood, good things came out of the recording sessions for Descendents’ 1985 sophomore LP — 14, if we’re keeping score. Half of the record has the California quartet leaning into speed while mixing bratty snark (“Rockstar”) with satirically louche lyricism (“Pervert”). But it’s also a record where the melodic hardcore innovators push their hearts even further down their sleeves through poppy and earnestly romantic punk-outs (“Silly Girl,” “Good Good Things”). A timeless, genre-defining classic, pressed onto exclusive “Ocean”-colored vinyl (limited to 500 copies).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Descendents\u003cbr\u003e2. I Don't Want To Grow Up\u003cbr\u003e3. Pervert\u003cbr\u003e4. Rockstar\u003cbr\u003e5. No FB\u003cbr\u003e6. Can't Go Back\u003cbr\u003e7. GCF\u003cbr\u003e8. My World\u003cbr\u003e9. Theme\u003cbr\u003e10. Silly Girl\u003cbr\u003e11. In Love This Way\u003cbr\u003e12. Christmas Vacation\u003cbr\u003e13. Good Good Things\u003cbr\u003e14. Ace\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. SHIP DATES MAY CHANGE. 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Boon and Mike Watt’s New Alliance Records. The album was recorded after vocalist Milo Aukerman returned from college, and is the first of two Descendents releases to feature guitarist Ray Cooper. It found the band leaning even harder into their penchant for irresistible melodies, often with a much brighter sound than what could be found on Milo Goes To College. This sonic evolution helped the band evade falling into a sophomore slump, and only strengthened their already-cemented legacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Descendents\u003cbr\u003e2. I Don't Want To Grow Up\u003cbr\u003e3. Pervert\u003cbr\u003e4. Rockstar\u003cbr\u003e5. No FB\u003cbr\u003e6. Can't Go Back\u003cbr\u003e7. GCF\u003cbr\u003e8. My World\u003cbr\u003e9. Theme\u003cbr\u003e10. Silly Girl\u003cbr\u003e11. In Love This Way\u003cbr\u003e12. Christmas Vacation\u003cbr\u003e13. Good Good Things\u003cbr\u003e14. Ace\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. SHIP DATES MAY CHANGE. WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIMIT QUANTITIES.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SECRETLY DISTRO","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47532629065946,"sku":"DESCENDENTS-I-DONT-WANT-TO-GROW-UP-CD-4314","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/4709\/4490\/files\/4459148-3452387.jpg?v=1769255313"},{"product_id":"descendents-i-dont-want-to-grow-up-lp-black-vinyl","title":"DESCENDENTS ‘I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP’ LP (Black Vinyl)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ui-provider gt b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ab ac ae af ag ah ai aj ak\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLABEL: ORG MUSIC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVINYL RELEASE DATE: 11\/21\/2025\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eORIGINAL RELEASE DATE: 05\/15\/1985\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eVARIANT: Black Vinyl LP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-tns-c15-16\"\u003eArriving three years after they burst on to the scene with their iconic debut, Descendents’ I Don’t Want To Grow Up was originally released on D. Boon and Mike Watt’s New Alliance Records. The album was recorded after vocalist Milo Aukerman returned from college, and is the first of two Descendents releases to feature guitarist Ray Cooper. It found the band leaning even harder into their penchant for irresistible melodies, often with a much brighter sound than what could be found on Milo Goes To College. This sonic evolution helped the band evade falling into a sophomore slump, and only strengthened their already-cemented legacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Descendents\u003cbr\u003e2. I Don't Want To Grow Up\u003cbr\u003e3. Pervert\u003cbr\u003e4. Rockstar\u003cbr\u003e5. No FB\u003cbr\u003e6. Can't Go Back\u003cbr\u003e7. GCF\u003cbr\u003e8. My World\u003cbr\u003e9. Theme\u003cbr\u003e10. Silly Girl\u003cbr\u003e11. In Love This Way\u003cbr\u003e12. Christmas Vacation\u003cbr\u003e13. Good Good Things\u003cbr\u003e14. Ace\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. SHIP DATES MAY CHANGE. WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIMIT QUANTITIES.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SECRETLY DISTRO","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47532629164250,"sku":"DESCENDENTS-I-DONT-WANT-TO-GROW-UP-BLACK-LP-4014","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/4709\/4490\/files\/4459147-3452385.jpg?v=1769255318"},{"product_id":"descendents-i-dont-want-to-grow-up-lp-punk-note-edition","title":"DESCENDENTS ‘I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP’ LP (Punk Note Edition)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ui-provider gt b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ab ac ae af ag ah ai aj ak\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLABEL: ORG MUSIC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVINYL RELEASE DATE: 11\/21\/2025\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eORIGINAL RELEASE DATE: 05\/15\/1985\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eVARIANT: Punk Note Edition Black Vinyl LP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-tns-c15-16\"\u003eArriving three years after they burst on to the scene with their iconic debut, Descendents’ I Don’t Want To Grow Up was originally released on D. Boon and Mike Watt’s New Alliance Records. The album was recorded after vocalist Milo Aukerman returned from college, and is the first of two Descendents releases to feature guitarist Ray Cooper. It found the band leaning even harder into their penchant for irresistible melodies, often with a much brighter sound than what could be found on Milo Goes To College. This sonic evolution helped the band evade falling into a sophomore slump, and only strengthened their already-cemented legacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-tns-c15-16\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis variant features liner notes from BrooklynVegan's own, Andrew Sacher. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Descendents\u003cbr\u003e2. I Don't Want To Grow Up\u003cbr\u003e3. Pervert\u003cbr\u003e4. Rockstar\u003cbr\u003e5. No FB\u003cbr\u003e6. 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While the band had already helped define what would become pop punk, Enjoy! doubled down on short, fast, melody-driven songs, pairing juvenile humor with sharpened songwriting and unmistakable urgency. Tracks like “Hürtin’ Crüe” and “Get the Time” channel irreverence through speed, melody, and tension, while subtle new wave and pop influences, including a punk take on Wendy by The Beach Boys, broaden the band’s sound without dulling its edge. Now, 40 years later, Descendents are reclaiming and reissuing Enjoy!, a defining entry in their catalog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnjoy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWendy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4. 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While the band had already helped define what would become pop punk, Enjoy! doubled down on short, fast, melody-driven songs, pairing juvenile humor with sharpened songwriting and unmistakable urgency. Tracks like “Hürtin’ Crüe” and “Get the Time” channel irreverence through speed, melody, and tension, while subtle new wave and pop influences, including a punk take on Wendy by The Beach Boys, broaden the band’s sound without dulling its edge. Now, 40 years later, Descendents are reclaiming and reissuing Enjoy!, a defining entry in their catalog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnjoy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWendy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4. 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While the band had already helped define what would become pop punk, Enjoy! doubled down on short, fast, melody-driven songs, pairing juvenile humor with sharpened songwriting and unmistakable urgency. Tracks like “Hürtin’ Crüe” and “Get the Time” channel irreverence through speed, melody, and tension, while subtle new wave and pop influences, including a punk take on Wendy by The Beach Boys, broaden the band’s sound without dulling its edge. Now, 40 years later, Descendents are reclaiming and reissuing Enjoy!, a defining entry in their catalog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnjoy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWendy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4. 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Dubbed the “FinALL” Tour, it was the last set of dates before the group disbanded so vocalist Milo Aukerman could pursue a graduate degree in biochemistry. Per drummer Bill Stevenson, the release served as a sort of best-of compilation and document of their raw, high energy live show. It features hallmark tracks such as “I’m Not a Loser,” “Silly Girl,” and “Coolidge,” among others.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide A\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI'm Not a Loser\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilly Girl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Wanna Be a Bear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeinerschnitzel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Don't Want To Grow Up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWendy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet the Time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDescendents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide B\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMyage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy Dad Sucks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuburban Home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. SHIP DATES MAY CHANGE. 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Dubbed the “FinALL” Tour, it was the last set of dates before the group disbanded so vocalist Milo Aukerman could pursue a graduate degree in biochemistry. Per drummer Bill Stevenson, the release served as a sort of best-of compilation and document of their raw, high energy live show. It features hallmark tracks such as “I’m Not a Loser,” “Silly Girl,” and “Coolidge,” among others.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI'm Not a Loser\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilly Girl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Wanna Be a Bear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeinerschnitzel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Don't Want To Grow Up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWendy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet the Time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDescendents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMyage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy Dad Sucks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuburban Home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. 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Released in 1987, the record marked the introduction of both bassist Karl Alvarez and guitarist Stephen Egerton, whose arrival brought fresh melodic ideas and more complex instrumentation to the band through their democratic songwriting process. The album takes its title from the concept of “All” (achieving the “total extent”), coined by Bill Stevenson and his friend Pat McCuistion. All would prove to be the final studio album of the band’s original run, and its title would carry forward as the name of the group’s next chapter without singer Milo Aukerman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide A\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo, All!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCameage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImpressions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIceman\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJealous of the World\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide B\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePep Talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchizophrenia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUranus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. 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Released in 1987, the record marked the introduction of both bassist Karl Alvarez and guitarist Stephen Egerton, whose arrival brought fresh melodic ideas and more complex instrumentation to the band through their democratic songwriting process. The album takes its title from the concept of “All” (achieving the “total extent”), coined by Bill Stevenson and his friend Pat McCuistion. All would prove to be the final studio album of the band’s original run, and its title would carry forward as the name of the group’s next chapter without singer Milo Aukerman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide A\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo, All!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCameage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImpressions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIceman\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJealous of the World\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide B\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePep Talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchizophrenia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUranus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. SHIP DATES MAY CHANGE. WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIMIT QUANTITIES.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SECRETLY DISTRO","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48067132129498,"sku":"DESCENDENTS-ALL-BOO-BERRY-LP-4015","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/4709\/4490\/files\/ORGM2333lp-C1_mockup.jpg?v=1781638289"},{"product_id":"descendents-liveage-cassette","title":"DESCENDENTS ‘LIVEAGE’ CASSETTE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ui-provider gt b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ab ac ae af ag ah ai aj ak\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLABEL: ORG MUSIC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRELEASE DATE: 08\/14\/2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eVARIANT: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eCASSETTE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLiveage! captures Descendents live in 1987 at Minneapolis’ First Avenue during the tour for the band’s fourth album, All. Dubbed the “FinALL” Tour, it was the last set of dates before the group disbanded so vocalist Milo Aukerman could pursue a graduate degree in biochemistry. Per drummer Bill Stevenson, the release served as a sort of best-of compilation and document of their raw, high energy live show. It features hallmark tracks such as “I’m Not a Loser,” “Silly Girl,” and “Coolidge,” among others.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI'm Not a Loser\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilly Girl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Wanna Be a Bear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeinerschnitzel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Don't Want To Grow Up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWendy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet the Time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDescendents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMyage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy Dad Sucks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuburban Home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. SHIP DATES MAY CHANGE. 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Released in 1987, the record marked the introduction of both bassist Karl Alvarez and guitarist Stephen Egerton, whose arrival brought fresh melodic ideas and more complex instrumentation to the band through their democratic songwriting process. The album takes its title from the concept of “All” (achieving the “total extent”), coined by Bill Stevenson and his friend Pat McCuistion. All would prove to be the final studio album of the band’s original run, and its title would carry forward as the name of the group’s next chapter without singer Milo Aukerman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThis variant is on \"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBlue \u0026amp; Silver\u003c\/span\u003e\" vinyl and limited to only 300 copies, so order yours today!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide A\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo, All!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCameage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImpressions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIceman\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJealous of the World\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide B\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePep Talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchizophrenia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUranus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. 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All would prove to be the final studio album of the band’s original run, and its title would carry forward as the name of the group’s next chapter without singer Milo Aukerman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide A\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo, All!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCameage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImpressions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIceman\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJealous of the World\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide B\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePep Talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchizophrenia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUranus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. 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Released in 1987, the record marked the introduction of both bassist Karl Alvarez and guitarist Stephen Egerton, whose arrival brought fresh melodic ideas and more complex instrumentation to the band through their democratic songwriting process. The album takes its title from the concept of “All” (achieving the “total extent”), coined by Bill Stevenson and his friend Pat McCuistion. 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Released in 1987, the record marked the introduction of both bassist Karl Alvarez and guitarist Stephen Egerton, whose arrival brought fresh melodic ideas and more complex instrumentation to the band through their democratic songwriting process. The album takes its title from the concept of “All” (achieving the “total extent”), coined by Bill Stevenson and his friend Pat McCuistion. 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